I hate my co-workers

June 10, 2013



Moral flexibility

May 20, 2013

SourceMoral flexibility

The crow and the rabbit

May 6, 2013

Via arcamax.com  Joke

“A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”.

The crow answered: Sure, why not.”

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson?

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.”

Breeding purposes

April 8, 2013

Via ahajokes.com   Article

Theory of M&M Evolution

“Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, ‘Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.'”

A cat by the tail

March 18, 2013

By Al Shalloway via Net Objectives Blog   Article

A Lesson On Learning

“Theory withou texperience is useless. Experience without theory is expensive.” – Edward Deming

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” – Mark Twain

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” – Will Rogers

“For those of you unfamiliar with Deming, he’s the individual credited with teaching the Japanese how to make quality products more than half a century ago. His thinking is also the foundation of Lean.”

The Apocalypse

March 4, 2013

Via arcamax.com   Article

How the Media Would Cover The Apocalypse

“The Wall Street Journal:
Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends

Microsoft Systems Journal:
Apple Loses Market Share

Sports Illustrated:
Game Over

The Last New Thing

Rolling Stone:
The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour

Readers Digest: ‘Bye

Discover Magazine:
How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?

Tv Guide:
Death And Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

Lady’s Home Journal:
Lose 10 Lbs By Judgment Day With Our New “Armageddon” Diet!

Inc. Magazine:
Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse”



February 25, 2013

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